Airhead Airlines, Flight 101, performs the loop and approaches the runway. Touchdown... and plane comes to a halt with screeching brakes and smell of burning rubber.

Wiping his brow the Captain turns to his co-pilot and swears, "@#$%!~, I have never come across a runway so short."

The co-pilot looking out of the window nods in agreement and says, "yeah... and this wide....."