Quotable Quotes - Sex

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
Lily Tomlin

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis

Is sex dirty? Only if its done right.
Steve Martin

Sex is a lot like pizza. When its good, its really good. When its bad, its still pretty good.
Anonymous

The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.
Woody Allen

Sex between two people is a beautiful thing; between five its fantastic.
Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Thomas Szasz

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience but as empty experiences go, its one of the best.
Mary Day Winn

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round.
Lyndon Baines Johnson

 

There may be some things better than sex and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like.  
Anonymous

An intellectual is a person whos found one thing thats more interesting than sex.
Anonymous

 

Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.
Jay Leno

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.   
Gore Vidal

Of all sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.
Remy De Gourmont

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Swami X

The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty.
Bette Davis

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
Jeff Foxworthy

Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Guy Bellamy

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Anonymous

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro

Sex is hardly ever just about sex.
Shirley MacLaine