Money One Liners
  1. Money can't buy happiness; but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
  2. Money can't buy love; but it can rent a very close imitation.
  3. Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
  4. Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
  5. A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
  6. Never decide to buy something while listening to the salesman.
  7. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
  8. I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.
  9. There's nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
  10. All I'm asking is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
  11. ...And you thought happiness wasn't affordable!
  12. A penny saved is not worth it.
  13. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
  14. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, yet the guy at the gallery wouldn't trade me that painting for my newspaper.