Wet Sizing

A guy was at the supermarket in the checkout queue. It was a really long queue and just as he got to the front he remembered that he needed some condoms.

Not wanting to have to queue up again he said to the checkout girl "oh, I meant to buy some condoms but forgot"

" Do you know what size you are?" she asked. " No" "OK, drop your trousers and I'll tell you what size you are". The guy, not being the shy type, dropped his trousers and the girl had a quick feel with her hand. She calls over the microphone "1 packet of large condoms to aisle 2 please". The guy pulls up his trousers, the condoms are brought over, he pays his bill and leaves.

Another male customer sees this and thinks he'd like to have this pretty checkout girl fondling his prick, so he queues up and says the same thing to her. He drops his trousers, she has a feel and calls over the microphone " 1 packet of medium sized condoms to aisle 3 please". The condoms are brought over, he pays his bill and goes on his way.

Also watching this course of events was a rather excitable 16 year old boy who then decides to queue up and try the same routine. "I'd like to buy some condoms please, but I forgot" he says. "Do you know what size you are?" "No" "OK, I'll check. Whoops, mop and bucket to aisle 3 please!"