When a woman is ....

  8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

 18 - You tell her a story to take her to bed.

 28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.

 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

 58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.