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Touché
I ACCOMPANIED my wife and two-year-old daughter to a department store. The young woman at the check-out counter was wearing a low-cut blouse and was obviously well endowed. As I presented her with my check and she leaned forward to copy the information from my driver's license her endowment became even more obvious. At this point I heard my wife remark rather loudly, "You can look at those things, but you'd better not touch them!" I hastily looked around only to see my wife correcting our daughter, who was reaching for items on a nearby shelf. |