Cole's Law

Chopped Cabbage

 

Boren's First Law

When in doubt, mumble

 

Maier's Law

If facts do not conform to theory, they must be disposed off

 

Hofstadter's Law

Everything takes longer than you think it will, even when you take into account Hofstadters' Law

 

Exception to Hofstadter's Law

...Ejaculation

 

Etorre's Observation

The other line moves faster

 

Nonreciprocal Laws of Expectations

Negative expectations yeild negative results. Positive expectations yeild negative results

 

Howe's Law

Every Man has a scheme that will not work

 

Levenson's Theory:

Insanity is hereditary: you can get it from children