Stolen Car Returned

Finishing their shopping at the mall, a couple discovers that their brand-new car was stolen.

They file a report at the police station, and a detective drives them back to the parking lot to look for evidence.

To their amazement, the car has been returned and there's a note in it that says "I apologize for taking your car. My wife was having a baby and I hot-wired your ignition to rush her to the hospital.

Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's Shania Twain concert."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attends the concert. But when they return home, they find their house has been ransacked. On the bathroom mirror is another note:

"I have to put my kid through college somehow, don't I?"