A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma. 

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. 

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. 

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely treated by a brazen harlot than let liquor touch my lips. "