Olympic Condoms

A man went into the drug store for a packet of condoms.

The assistant said "Have you seen these? They're new, in honor of the Olympics."

"No," replied the man, "What are they?"

The assistant showed him a pack of 3 condoms, one gold, one silver and one bronze. Thinking they might be fun, the man bought a pack and trotted home.

That night he and his wife decided on an early night.

"What colour shall we try, dear? Gold?

"No," replied his wife. "Let's try the silver one."

"Why silver?" asked her hubby.

"I thought it might be nice if you COME second for a change!"