Longstanding Wish

Ahmed was a high-ranking courtier in King Akbar's court. However, he had one longstanding wish--to suck the queen's voluptuous breasts to his mind's desire.

Every time he passed the queen, he would get frustrated. He would spend the entire day thinking of ways of achieving this, but knew King Akbar's sword would meet his neck if he did so.

One day he revealed his desire to Birbal, the King's trusted advisor, and begged him to do something about it.

Birbal, after much thought, agreed that Ahmed could suck her breasts to his heart's content if he would agree to pay Birbal 1,000 gold coins for it. Ahmed agreed.

The next day Birbal prepared a high-voltage itching lotion and poured it into the queen's bra while she was taking a bath.

The itching lotion would lose effectiveness rather quickly, but that was unknown to all except Birbal.

Soon the itching started and grew in intensity, much to the royal couple's anxiety.

Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it.

After testing various courtiers, Birbal stated that he had found that magic saliva, and it was present only in Ahmed's mouth.

King Akbar summoned Ahmed, and for the next four hours, Ahmed sucked the queen's breasts and enjoyed them to his heart's content, he finally got what he had always desired. `

The King--a ferocious man who would normally have drawn and quartered such a person for defiling his queen--spared Ahmed's life, in case the Queen's itching episode should ever recur.

Satisfied, Ahmed returned and met Birbal. But since his mission was over, he refused to pay Birbal anything, and in fact, shooed him away.

Ahmed, of course, knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the King since he instigated the whole episode.

What Ahmed did not know was what Birbal would do the next day.... Birbal duly put that lotion in King Akbar's underwear!