If men got pregnant ...

- morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem
- all methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effective
- the morning after pill with side effects of Aspirin would have been discovered before Viagra
- children would be kept in the hospital until they were potty trained
- men would be eager to talk about commitment
- they wouldn't think twins were so cute
- fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10pm
- men could use their briefcase as a diaper bag - they'd have to stop saying, "i'm afraid i'll drop him."
- paternity suits would be a line of clothing - they'd stay in bed to whole 9 months.
- natural childbirth would be obsolete
- there'd be a cure for stretch marks
- maternity leave would last 2 years....with full pay